Welcome to my Website!

Tongs are still my favorite!

Some reminders for me:

You're growing out your eyebrows and thats okay! No one's coming that close up to your face and the swan had to be a hideous duckling before it could be a swan. Right? Right. let's all nod and agree.

You are NOT crazy. Everyone else can hear the rat? squirrel? in the attic too. Do not let it out psychologically torture you. You slept in the living room last night. Never do that again. Play that high frequency rodent repellent sound again until your ears bleed. You are better than this.

It's actually ok to be a little stinky.

Check the links in the sidebar for more resources to build your own website!

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.